but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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