Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
where does the pee come out of this thing
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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