do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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