party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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