what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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