i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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