when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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