dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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