found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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