Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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