There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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