did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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