Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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