can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
farters have to be the big spoon...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize