so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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