I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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