how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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