There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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