I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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