i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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