that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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