i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
not ubering you a puppy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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