that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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