Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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