I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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