Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So much rum. So many feels.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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