Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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