Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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