Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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