We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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