the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So many bounce houses so little time
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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