You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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