I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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