(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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