...so i touched it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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