She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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