I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Your penis caused this!
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