haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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