I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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