I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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