On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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