Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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