Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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