Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Houston, we have a blender
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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