My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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