just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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