THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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