you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's shark week go big or go home
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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