Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Are we still banned from the library?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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