Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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