Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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