i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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