with your own penis?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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